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Desafio : 7 Pecados Fundamentais

Mais vale tarde que nunca (ver: preguiça). Decidi-me, finalmente, a responder a este desafio lançado pela Najla e pela JS. Aqui vai:

Gula: Nada de nada. Limito-me a comer quando tenho fome e nada melhor para fazer. Se é verdade que como tudo o que me apetece sem qualquer limitação, também é certo que paro muito antes de ficar cheio e/ou ir ao gregório.

Avareza: Népia. Sou um mãos largas, nunca penso nessas coisas, nem gosto sequer de falar de dinheiro.

Inveja: Zero. Eu sou o Ervi, ia ter inveja de quê?

Ira: Pois, diz que sim. No entanto, acho que ando melhor e que, de momento, vivo mais da fama das histórias lendárias do passado do que do proveito de ataques coléricos do presente.

Soberba: Desculpem lá mas isto não é um pecado, é um traço de personalidade. Lá está, não é defeito, é feitio. Não sou arrogante, sou superior, não sou altivo, sou reservado, distante e tenho consciência de classe, não sou presunçoso, sou realista e objectivo.

Luxúria: Sempre. Todos os dias. Tenho para dar e vender. Recomendo. Se alguma vez aprenderem algo no Ervilhas que seja isto: “uma por dia, nem sabem o bem que vos fazia”.

Preguiça: É um misto. Mental nunca, mas em termos de trabalho manual, esforço físico, obrigações e espírito de sacrifício, nunca conheci ninguém que me chegasse aos calcanhares. Li esta entrada noutros blogues e só me ria com o amadorismo generalizado.

Depois de já o ter feito por e-mail, formalizo oficialmente a passagem do testemunho à Mad. Quem mais quiser, é favor de se servir à vontade...(sim, já sei, o testemunho tem uma forma interessante – ver: luxúria)

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Flav'of Love said...

Identifiquei-me especialmente com o verbete "soberba", cujo significado utilizarei doravante con su permiso.

Inês Brito said...

Isso da perguiça é muito relativo. O meu despertador toca todas as manhas 4 vezes antes de eu me levantar para ir para as aulas. E mesmo assim ainda é necessário a minha mãe ligar-me a confirmar se estou acordada...

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JS said...

Muito bem! Só um pecado me deixou abismada...

Unknown said...

...uma especial ressalva para a "Soberba" e a "Luxuria"... :))) acima de tudo, importante é aceitar quem somos e quem não gostar...'coma só as batatas'...

Cat said...
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Cat said...

Adorei a adjectivação dos pecados: fundamentais!
Gosto!!

:*

(Gaita p'ró blogger que só dá erro!!)

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Eu sou mesmo preguiçosa, Ervi. M-E-S-M-O! Beijinhos!

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Luxuria... com uma por dia? Que se passa contigo? Uma por dia??? Estas no defeso??? LOL LOL
Beijos.

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