Monday, October 29, 2007

O Referendo Vinculativo da Siririca

Venho, por este meio, expressar a minha indignação, o meu ultraje, por em português de Portugal não existir nenhuma palavra de calão que se refira, em exclusivo, ao acto masturbatório feminino.

Somos atrasados, mas isto assim é demais. Temos brandos costumes, mas não vamos fingir que as senhoras nunca dão a mão ao manifesto. Não dá! Não pode ser!

Acham romântico ou sensual quando vos perguntam “tens-te masturbado ultimamente?”. Soa ao mesmo que “Foste ao ginecologista? O espéculo estava frio?”.

E que melhor lugar que a blogosfera e a sua cultura under e overground para solucionarmos esta grave falha nomenclatural? Proponho que se faça uma shortlist de hipóteses e depois uma grande votação, de preferência num blog de alguém com pipi, a chamada “parte interessada”, e com muitos hits dos verdadeiros (não daqueles dos carregadores profissionais do F5 e dos viciadores de contadores).

As minhas oito humildes propostas neologistas são:

Conheta

Bacalhóvia

Grelota

Pachadela

Cliturismo

Vaginagem

Vulvalada

Digitalona

Digam de vossa justiça. Não se acanhem. Ajudem a corrigir esta injustiça! Eu não quero influenciar ninguém, mas imaginar-me a perguntar “andaste na vaginagem, minha marota?” traz-me um sorriso de orelha a orelha, daqueles que as pessoas ditas normais têm quando estão com um recém-nascido ao colo...

A ideia base para este post partiu de uma companheira de MSN que prefere, por ora, permanecer no anonimato. A Ela, o meu muito obrigado e o desejo que desfrute de siricas memoráveis.

34 comments:

Inês said...

Cliturismo parece-me bem :P Soa a uma mistura de descoberta com arte! :P

Ervilha Escriba said...

Obrigado pela tua contribuição Inês, parece-me que anda tudo muito assexuado.

Deve ser da segunda-feira, só pode...

Ervi

Bárbara Cecília said...

Pratico, mas não arriscaria um nome. Passei para dar uma olhada, pois vim linkando. Até!

M said...

Apenas para ajudar em tão nobre causa...a palavra siririca vem do tupi (siri’rika) e significa “a ondulação leve da superfície das águas”.

Poético, sensual...e já que me falaste que a água é a preferência nacional portuguesa...

Constança said...

Cliturismo! Soa a cultura e permite-e perguntar quantas vezes quiseres e em qualquer lugar. Ninguém vai imaginar que estás a falar nisso! :D

M said...

Tenho saudades tuas...aparece para trocarmos figurinhas.

xá-das-5 said...

Epá... não sei, não sei...
São todas boas...
ahhhhh, dúvida....

KRIEG said...

Mais uma cusquice!

100 Sentidos said...

Eu cá gosto de vaginagem... Rima com jardinagem e tudo!

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alguém+ neste mar de gente said...

LOLOL não sei qual delas a melhor... e que bem lembrado sem dúvida!!

Constança (que está com pouca vontade de fazer o login) said...

Aí a (ou será o?) crescenet precisava de um cliturismo... Precisava, precisava...

Mary said...

essa crescenet, depravadona, tb já foi com falinhas mansas lá para o meu quintal. Cliturismo é a menos badalhoca, sem dúvida. se puder ser. *

Anonymous said...

Eu cá acredito no destino, e acho que as portuguesas ficavam bem a fazer um crescenet no duche.

Su said...

passei por aqui através do blog da Bad e já me fartei de rir, eheheh, vaginagem... (vadiagem na vagina?) lllooolll pachadela lloooll

sinceramente criaste aqui uma boa questão, nunca tinha reparado nisso, e realmente não existe mesmo... curioso... porque será? conservadorismo feminino..? na volta!

eu criei um termo para mim, talvez todas as mulheres tb façam isso, não sei.

Bad Girl said...

Pois eu gosto de cliturismo, apesar de não me soar a perfeito... cá voltarei com nova sugestão, mas por ora fica cliturismo...

ali akhbar al manshur said...

Bacalhovia evidentemente...
Sempre era mais popular. Afinal, ja tem banda sonora e tudo...

Zexorcista said...

O post é excelente, como sempre. No entanto, caro Ervi, sou forçado a desmenti-lo. Existe uma expressão em calão para designar a masturbação feminina. Na minha terra diz-me "coçar a crica". Neste sentido a expressão é considerado o feminino de "bater uma" ou "esgalhar o pessegueiro".

Pessoalmente, se calhar por já estar habituado, prefiro o "coçar a crica", mas se tivesse mesmo que escolher outra expressão seria "conheta".

xana said...

Adorei seu post e voto na vaginagem, e também acho um desrespeito para conosco não terem um nome espe´sifico para homenagear algo tão gostoso!!Sempre exalto esta prática na minha humilde casinha no http://malicianopaisdasmaravilhas.wordpress.com/
Bjus!!

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