I’m the Alpha Pea
I’m the domain master
I’m in love with me
Manually it’s faster
My seeds are green
My love is blue
Every time I do it
I only think of you
Shelled round peas
I dare dream of thee
While all along
I keep on touching me
All my fantasies
Come in gorgeous pairs
Every time I do it
I loose a lot o’hairs (Ed: That’s why you’re bald)
Do it everyday
Do it right now
Just do it anyway
Like a sacred vow
You can moan
You can shout
You can change the batteries
In case they’re out
I’m the Alpha Pea
I’m the Albino King
It’s kind of depressing
Loosing one’s cock ring
(Eu sei, mas a verdade é que andava tão bem comportado há tanto tempo que não me aguentei...)
8 comments:
Mashed pea, I presume!
Excellent! ;)
Lindo! :)
Ervi Mendel, tu davas um estudo de caso... lol
Aproveito o teu post para deixar aqui um dos magníficos hinos dos Monty Pyton, com as respectivas indicações de quem canta o quê...Deixo apenas a parte final, pois acho que dá para perceber a mensagem.
(...)
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!!
gostei da veia (ou tratando-se duma ervilha, da nervura) poética. para quando podemos esperar uma antologia de poesia vegetal?
bahahahahah, que tema tão original, há quem fale de amor, há quem fale de saudade e também há quem fale de ervilhas, dominância, masturbação gemidos de amor e sexo...é bom inovar XD
Hilariante alpha Pea. Isto não é um poema, isto é uma receita de culinária: Smached Peas with corrots! Temos poeta :D
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